the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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