My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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