susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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