I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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