none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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