What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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