Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
