so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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