can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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