I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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