thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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