That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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