The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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