Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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