How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
In other news, I just burned my penis
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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