Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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