he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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