Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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