I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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