Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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