I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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