I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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