I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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