I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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