sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need to sanitize my soul.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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