After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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