Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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