im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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