This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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