i don't like sucking hair
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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