R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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