i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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