I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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