I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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