Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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