im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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