It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We just shotgunned beers for America
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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