you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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