He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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