i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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