Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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