Your tits are I can't wait for
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my god I love twenty year old dicks
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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