I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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