Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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