Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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