I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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