Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
