so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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