so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
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Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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