I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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