Its about making memories worth repressing
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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