Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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