And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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