The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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