My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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